"You wanted to show me something, Shepard?"
"Come here, Garrus."
"Yeah?"
"What's this?
[link] " *plays the audio clip*
"It seems to be a, uh...a commercial."
"And can you tell me who's acting in this commercial?"
"...No."
"Oh, come on! Admit it!"
"No."
"Garrus..."
"What?"
"As your commanding officer... I have the right to know about your previous assignments."
"Alright, dammit, I'm acting in the commercial!"
"AHA!"
"Don't you dare tell anyone about this!"
"Oh, I don't know... I think Tali deserves to know."
"Shepard!"
"Who's the best sniper?"
"..."
"Who wrote the book on long range?"
"...You did."
"That's right, McD, I did."
"Can I go now?"
"You sure can, Mr. Chicken Selects."
J: So THAT'S where you knew about it when you said "it tastes like chicken".....Hahahahahaaha saving it, I am sure I'll need this!!!
G:
A: Yeah, right after I record this commercial for KFC.
G: Screw you.
A: Love you too Garrus!
G: Glad I could help. >.>