Garrus' Part Time Job

"You wanted to show me something, Shepard?"

"Come here, Garrus."

"Yeah?"

"What's this? allofmyfeels.tumblr.com/post/2… " *plays the audio clip*

"It seems to be a, uh...a commercial."

"And can you tell me who's acting in this commercial?"

"...No."

"Oh, come on! Admit it!"

"No."

"Garrus..."

"What?"

"As your commanding officer... I have the right to know about your previous assignments."

"Alright, dammit, I'm acting in the commercial!"

"AHA!"

"Don't you dare tell anyone about this!"

"Oh, I don't know... I think Tali deserves to know."

"Shepard!"

"Who's the best sniper?"

"..."

"Who wrote the book on long range?"

"...You did."

"That's right, McD, I did."

"Can I go now?"

"You sure can, Mr. Chicken Selects."